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a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door
alright dudebro i went to high school with
i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status
and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros
and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend
i see all these things
but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece
I feel like green is an underrated colour
like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like
just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is
green is not a creative color
WE DO NOT BRING THAT UP
ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.